do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
WHY IS THIS STILL GETTING NOTES
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
everyone needs a transparent waving snail on their blog
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
Snailvengers! Assemble! …Slowly.
Up in the shop: [link]
OH MY GOD!
I love snails, too.