Snails R Us

americanonline:

americanonline:

look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick

i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again

(Source: 1612th)

(Source: jpqldarks)

cuntofdoom:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it

it got better

(Source: 4est)

WHY IS THIS STILL GETTING NOTES

(Source: snailsrus)

astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

everyone needs a transparent waving snail on their blog

everyone needs a transparent waving snail on their blog

(Source: jetstreak)

lucifersblog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt

You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.

adenpenn:

crochetallthethings:

Snailvengers! Assemble! …Slowly.

Up in the shop: [link]

OH MY GOD!

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaail.

white-girl-gone-wild

white-girl-gone-wild asked:

i love snails

I love snails, too.